You _____ the father! (From Maury’s Facebook page)

You _____ the father!

(From Maury’s Facebook page)

Posted 1 week ago
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HAPPY VALENTIMEZ DAY N SHIT

It started with true love. It's ending with a paternity test.

I’m celebrating by rewatching one of my most favourite Maury episodes EVER.

The way the camera pans slowly out in black and white while she’s left in tears, her life completely destroyed on international TV in front of millions while dramatic piano music plays, truly warms my heart on this cold winter’s day. <3

(Here’s some animated gifs created from this segment)

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: valentine's day, penis, owned, marriage, wedding gown, cheating, maury, povich, show, we are here to prove you have 9 babies!, .
notthefather: Yo name is Christmas! You’z a HO-HO-HO!

notthefather:

Yo name is Christmas! You’z a HO-HO-HO!

Reblogged 4 months ago from trisha-goddard (originally from notthefather)
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notthefather: Maury Christmas from notthefather.tumblr.com! I’ll Prove Your Fiancé is the Father of My 4 Kids!

notthefather:

Maury Christmas from notthefather.tumblr.com!

I’ll Prove Your Fiancé is the Father of My 4 Kids!

Reblogged 4 months ago from trisha-goddard (originally from notthefather)
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(Holy crap, I FUCKING LOVE this show&#8217;s editing department) Kissed 4 men! (That home DNA test was spoiled… you’re my baby’s dad!)

(Holy crap, I FUCKING LOVE this show’s editing department)

Kissed 4 men!

(That home DNA test was spoiled… you’re my baby’s dad!)

Posted 5 months ago
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Timisha (pron. “Time-esha”)

Says she named her son after Maury.

(That home DNA test was spoiled… you’re my baby’s dad!)

Posted 5 months ago
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Internet DNA tests!

(I saw you in a sex video! I’m not your baby’s dad!)

Posted 6 months ago
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Tagged: maury, povich, show, internet, dna tests, paternity, internet dna tests, wtf, pedobear, sex, online, live, webcam, camgirl, xxx, porn, chatroulette, not the father, you are the father, gif, animated gif, online dating, dating, facebook, myspace, youtube, 21st century, web 2.0, technology, social networking, .
Barack Obama&#8230; you ARE the president! (&#8220;Watch and vote! Who&#8217;s your favourite Maury guest?&#8221;)

Barack Obama… you ARE the president!

(“Watch and vote! Who’s your favourite Maury guest?”)

Posted 6 months ago
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My fear of mustard & pickles is ruining my life!

Posted 6 months ago
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Time to vote! Born men or women?

Posted 6 months ago
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Tagged: maury, povich, show, elections, president, usa, america, trashy, transphobic, wtf, interns, drag queen, penis, transphobia, tranny, voting, .