Maury Christmas!

Maury Christmas!

Michael says he is not cheating on Kris with women or men.
The lie detector test determined Michael has not cheated with any women.
(They tenderly cuddle. Aww. <3)
Have you had sex with a man? You said no. That was a lie.
The lie detector test determined Michael has cheated on Kris with men.
(She runs backstage. As if that will fix everything.)
Husbands reveal their shocking secret sex lives!

Michael says he is not cheating on Kris with women or men.

The lie detector test determined Michael has not cheated with any women.

(They tenderly cuddle. Aww. <3)

Have you had sex with a man? You said no. That was a lie.

The lie detector test determined Michael has cheated on Kris with men.

(She runs backstage. As if that will fix everything.)

Husbands reveal their shocking secret sex lives!

When you walked into the garage, what did you find?
Him leaning over the toolbench, and a guy… was standing behind him…
And when I opened the door they jumped apart.
Husbands reveal their shocking secret sex lives!

When you walked into the garage, what did you find?

Him leaning over the toolbench, and a guy… was standing behind him…

And when I opened the door they jumped apart.

Husbands reveal their shocking secret sex lives!

An all new season of Maury begins this September!

EXCLUSIVE: Backstage at the Maury Show (2008):

The ladies in the greenroom brag about what they’re going to do when they get onstage and discover their men are cheating, after Maury reads the results!

Onstage segment for the red-haired lady

(Source: I got this from some lady’s Myspace five years ago!)

You are the father!

♫ I want mon-naay!

The DNA test proved that Ricky is the father of Lesley’s baby.

You _____ the father!
(From Maury&#8217;s Facebook page)

You _____ the father!

(From Maury’s Facebook page)

HAPPY VALENTIMEZ DAY N SHIT

It started with true love. It's ending with a paternity test.

I’m celebrating by rewatching one of my most favourite Maury episodes EVER.

The way the camera pans slowly out in black and white while she’s left in tears, her life completely destroyed on international TV in front of millions while dramatic piano music plays, truly warms my heart on this cold winter’s day. <3

(Here’s some animated gifs created from this segment)

notthefather:

Yo name is Christmas! You’z a HO-HO-HO!

notthefather:

Yo name is Christmas! You’z a HO-HO-HO!