notthefather:


Maury Christmas from notthefather.tumblr.com!
I’ll Prove Your Fiancé is the Father of My 4 Kids!

notthefather:

Maury Christmas from notthefather.tumblr.com!

I’ll Prove Your Fiancé is the Father of My 4 Kids!

(Holy crap, I FUCKING LOVE this show’s editing department)
Kissed 4 men!
(That home DNA test was spoiled… you’re my baby’s dad!)

(Holy crap, I FUCKING LOVE this show’s editing department)

Kissed 4 men!

(That home DNA test was spoiled… you’re my baby’s dad!)

Timisha (pron. “Time-esha”)

Says she named her son after Maury.

(That home DNA test was spoiled… you’re my baby’s dad!)

Barack Obama… you ARE the president!
(“Watch and vote! Who’s your favourite Maury guest?”)

Barack Obama… you ARE the president!

(“Watch and vote! Who’s your favourite Maury guest?”)

My fear of mustard & pickles is ruining my life!

Time to vote! Born men or women?

You are not the father!
(7 men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?)

You are not the father!

(7 men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?)

I slept with my brother’s fiancée! Am I her baby’s dad?

I slept with my brother’s fiancée! Am I her baby’s dad?

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!