Time to vote! Born men or women?

You are not the father!
(7 men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?)

You are not the father!

(7 men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?)

I slept with my brother’s fiancée! Am I her baby’s dad?

I slept with my brother’s fiancée! Am I her baby’s dad?

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

7 men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?

men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?

You’re twice my daughter’s age! I’ll prove you cheat!

You’re twice my daughter’s age! I’ll prove you cheat!

its endless shrimp at Red Lobster

littlepandabear:

i think blake and i have gone 4 times in the past 2 weeks.

its so good you guys.

Chiquanna, 15, says she had sex for a lobster buffet dinner.

(It was later explained in the episode that it was, more specifically, a $29.99 Lobsterfest buffet.)

Oh my God… I am so glad, Laqueshia, that you get it.
(13 year old Laqueshia says she has had sex with at least 15 boys!)
… because that same graveyard you had sex in, is where you could end up.
(X)

Oh my God… I am so glad, Laqueshia, that you get it.

(13 year old Laqueshia says she has had sex with at least 15 boys!)

… because that same graveyard you had sex in, is where you could end up.

(X)

Back to school exam! Born a woman or a man?