Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

Test your 5000 friends on Facebook… I’m not your baby’s dad!

7 men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?

men! 7 babies tested! Who’s the dad?

You’re twice my daughter’s age! I’ll prove you cheat!

You’re twice my daughter’s age! I’ll prove you cheat!

its endless shrimp at Red Lobster

littlepandabear:

i think blake and i have gone 4 times in the past 2 weeks.

its so good you guys.

Chiquanna, 15, says she had sex for a lobster buffet dinner.

(It was later explained in the episode that it was, more specifically, a $29.99 Lobsterfest buffet.)

Oh my God… I am so glad, Laqueshia, that you get it.
(13 year old Laqueshia says she has had sex with at least 15 boys!)
… because that same graveyard you had sex in, is where you could end up.
(X)

Oh my God… I am so glad, Laqueshia, that you get it.

(13 year old Laqueshia says she has had sex with at least 15 boys!)

… because that same graveyard you had sex in, is where you could end up.

(X)

Back to school exam! Born a woman or a man?

It’s all new, all May on Maury!

Hey there! Just FYI your avatar and background pic is from an episode that I was ON. I was an intern at Maury at the time and I'm in that whole episode cause we had no audience the snow was so bad. It's so awesome to see that up there! Love the page!!!

- HOLY SHIT You were an intern on the legendary MAURY???? OMG!

- Is the show real? Is Maury an asshole off-camera? Do y’all really give the guests 5 cans of Red Bull before the show? Why doesn’t the show do more phobia/wild teens/fat babies/abusive husbands episodes anymore?

- Could you tell us some deep, dirty secrets about what you saw working there? THE PUBLIC DEMANDS TO KNOW!

- You’re telling me they edited in/faked the audience in the background for that whole guest update episode? >:O

- I was planning to make a gif-set of the playing in the snow footage from that episode for next winter =) (since I was too busy to do it this year). And that reminds me, I should take this winter theme off my blog soon >.>

I had a threesome! Who’s my baby’s father?

You are NOT the father!

You are NOT the father!